This is my human. When human is fussy, I just pet it like this. As you can see, human is calm.
Via our poetic lives
The only way this could be more awesome is if the compartments opened by remote control or voice command LOL
(Source: realmuddytires)
Via West Texas Hold 'Em
Confused
ok so for months now i have been checking out these dating apps on my phone and i have a few observations i would like to share. First off why if u are in a happy commited relationship would post pics of your half naked body online? Then you have those who say not looking for anything but friends. Well i have tried talking to several of you and all i get is sex talk! and not the friendly sex talk one might get with his or her best friend but the how big is your dick or are you a top or bottom kinda stuff which is fine but if thats what you wanna discuss dont claim to be just looking for friends u are looking for sex… i dont think theres anything wrong with just saying that! but the worst ones of all are those who say in their detailed (<sarcasm) profiles that you should have something to say to them to keep their interest! I DONT KNOW YOU! what the fuck could i say other than hello? but i cant help but think maybe theres something im not doing right maybe theres some sorta trick to this and im missing it cause i have started conversations with a couple of guys long distance and locally and they seem like perfectly nice guys but the conversations get a little one sided after the first few lines if u know what i mean its like im begging them for info about themselves and if i wait for them to just offer up the details the conversation ends so i just dont get it! Literally!!!
Today’s cheap shot at the U.S. and the ‘American way’.
